Archive for the 'Online Humor' Category

Ugly Ass Dog

Posted by admin on May 2nd, 2009

My girl thinks this dog is cute. She wants to save it from a shelter. Ooof. That is the ugliest dog ever.
I’ve never seen a dog with herpes before, but… Look, I feel bad for the little mutt. Poor guy is the Willie McGee of puppies.
My girl has such a huge heart. She loves […]

Washington DC Floods and Gets a Power Flush

Posted by admin on March 18th, 2009

Pounding torrential rains pummel the Washington DC podium pushing politicians. Battering storms flood out the Blob of Bureaucracy and bureaucrats. It is great to see that since Washington DC cannot clean up it own corruptions and crime that Mother Nature has come to conquer the corridors correctly.
The double storm caused by tropical weather being pushed […]

Shoo Fly Pie

Posted by admin on January 3rd, 2009

My Aunt Nita has volunteered us to make six Shoo Fly pies for the church homecoming supper. Not to mention a few extra ones for our company.
I am particularly excited because the Rutherford’s will be staying on at our house for the entire weekend. I was best friends with Charlene Rutherford when they lived […]

Iran Must Be Allowed to Have Nuclear Weapons

Posted by admin on January 3rd, 2009

Many are upset that Iran is getting nuclear weapons, as this is dangerous to the world. Yet do you realize some people are actually for this. They actually believe if Iran has nuclear weapons that it will help them and help balance the region? In debating this online with a Muslim who moved to Canada […]

Think whatever you might of William Jefferson Clinton, you have to give the ever-smiling overachiever credit.
He finds, in the lassitude of his post-Presidential years, a devoted and commendable calling to charity. And so canny is the man that he is able to extract a $5 million advance from Knopf to write a book about his […]

While Americans have traditionally paid little attention to the prices posted at gas stations, regardless of the enormity of the signs, the recent rise in gasoline prices has prompted many to start reading them almost as intently as they check out the numbers printed on their paychecks.
Noticing that customers are paying more attention to prices, […]